The Oklahoma City Blunder
The Seattle Supersonics have been stolen. Two main events occurred to send a historic NBA franchise from Seattle to the outpost American city of Oklahoma City:
1. Hurricane Katrina ravaged the city of New Orleans leaving people without homes, a city full of wreckage, and not much time to follow a mediocre NBA team.
2. The Sonics’ Starbucks owner sold the Sonics to an Oklahoman-based group who (shockingly) wanted to move said team to their home base.
The new ownership group went through the song-and-dance of pretending to stay in Seattle, but only if the public would fund a new arena. The same public that helped build a stadium for the Seahawks, a stadium for the Mariners, and renovated the home of the Sonics, Key Arena, not too long ago. The NBA and its commissioner stood by and watched as Seattle was held hostage for their team, but really had no chance in the first place. The NBA allowed a team to get moved from a top-15 market, to a market somewhere around 50. No word on if that includes cattle or not.
Proponents of the move point back to the Katrina incident, where Oklahoma City stepped up and housed the homeless Hornets until they could return to New Orleans. The league and members of the media were shocked at how much support OKC showed the Hornets, and were quite impressed by the attendance numbers for the games. I guess these same people are amazed when the traveling circus visits small towns in the South and the entire population shows up. When there is nothing else to do, people will always show their support. Before the Sonics were stolen, the state of Oklahoma had no professional sports team. They have had some solid college football over the years, but pro sports are on another level. Of course the people showed up in waves! This was their chance to shine, and their chance to see professional sports. A simple comparison would be to Alabama football. When you spend no money or schools, buildings, or other important things, it’s easy to devote time, money, and effort to something. Especially when it’s the only thing possible to do.
So it’s official; the Sonics are moving and there is nothing anyone can do about it. The NBA decided the official team name, logo, and colors will stay behind in Seattle—apparently because they will eventually get another team back. Maybe once the OKC team goes through some rebuilding years in 7-8 years and people aren’t really that pumped about their team anymore, then Seattle can get their team back. Since they had no name, they needed a new one. So the team hired some advertising/marketing wizards to come up with 4 finalists that would be voted upon. It would have been truly amazing to see into their boardroom as they came up with the finalists:
- Barons
- Outlaws
- Thunderbirds
- Thunder
Seriously, those were it. I can just picture the ad gurus trying to come up with a name that combines edginess, street cred, cool factor, “it” factor, and overall awesomeness. Let’s start with Barons. Can you really name a team after a current popular player in the league? Baron Davis may only play 5-8 more years, but his beard will live on forever. I’m sure they were trying to connect to oil barons, but it just doesn’t work with a popular player around. Next is the Outlaws. It’s actually kinda catchy, if you were naming an Arena Football team. The two O’s might go together nicely, but it also beckons back to how your town stole the team. Maybe not the best approach. Third, is the Thunderbirds. Is it the car, a state bird, something else equally ridiculous? Next thing you know it’s shortened to T-Birds because Oklahoma City Thunderbirds is somewhere around 28 syllables. We really don’t need T-wolves AND T-birds. Lastly, just the Thunder. Maybe a memo about the Thunderbirds got cut short, or maybe they were just lazy. And after the fans voted, Thunder is the new name. They went for the sound that goes with Lightning. The team went from Supersonics to just a noise that can be heard everywhere. Welcome to the Thunderdome folks!! Check out our cheerleader Thundercats and wave your Thundersticks at every time out! People in Seattle might get back into grunge.